>>1664627If you cant enjoy a story about a super strong guy that:
>ripped a lion in half on his way to fuck a philistine chick, and on his way back eats the beehive that had formed in its carcass. >Later he made a bet with some Philistines that is they could guess his riddle he would give them thirty linen sheets and garments but if they couldent come up with the answer in a week then they would owe him that ammount>His wife begged him to tell her the answer and when he did she told it to her friends who told it to the guys he made the bet with>Samson killed 30 philistines and gave their cloths to the guy that won the bet >Samsons father in law tried to get him to divorce his wife and marry her younger sister instead. >Samson found this insulting and caught 300 foxes set their tails on fire and let them loose in the fields, burning them down. >Philistines foudn out about this and burned his wife and his father in law to death causing Samson to go into a blood rage and kill most of the city>the jews betrayed his and sent him to the philistines to die >samson ripped off a donkeys jab and used it to beat 1000 philistines to death>Samson then goes to Gaza, but instead of doing what he originally intended he slept with a whore instead>The people tried to trap him by sealing the gates, but he picked them up and ran off with them to make his escape> Samson started seeing a Philistine prostitute named Delilah>after months of nagging at him to tell her why he is so strong he eventually cabes asn tells her that his hair makes him strong>she shaves his head and delivers him to the philistine high council >They put him on display in their grand feast but he pushes the pillars out from under them and kills 3000 of them and gets himself crushed to death. you cant enjoy much in life.
The bible has some pretty metal stories in it even if you think they are just legends.
