>>816491Not even the woods likes me, everytime I try to go camping a tree tries to kill me or a massive storm happens.
>go camping with friend>tree rots and breaks just moments after I leave my tent and crushes my tent>go camping with uncle>huge thunderstorm nearly blows out my eardrums >strikes a nearby tree>tree splinters down the middle and half of it falls onto my tent while im in it and only misses my feet by inches>go camping with a different uncle>1pm sky is clear and hot>2pm sky is pitch black, hail flying sideways, tornado sirens blaring>tornado rips through camp bringing massive rain and hail>in the whole campsite only my tent got any damage>go camping with friend and his famliy>get charged at by a moose and have to jump into lake>go camping with my own family>campfire sends a spark 40ft into my tent and sets it on fire>go camping with strangers from an outing forum>they dont believe my stories>day two of the trip>wake up and leave tent>beautiful sunrise>take five steps from my tent>boulder comes flying out of nowhere and rampages over my tent before continuing on its warpath into a lakeeveryone looks up at the mountain and sees a cougar fucking around
>go camping with a group from the YMCA >they dont believe my stories either>go to the campgrounds toilet hole thing with a wooden shack built over it>the concrete flooring breaks and collapses into the cess pit>get sick for two monthsThe wilderness hates me so much more than people do that its tried to kill me multiple times, I only come here to live through other peoples experiences because the only place im remotely safe is at home. I'm thoroughly convinced that im not allowed to be happy because everytime I try I get fucked over.
