>>378518>No you're notOh yes I am.
>not possible if you aren't a professional anythingGot a stack of certificates that say otherwise.
>Actual real life plumbers know exactly how to use themNo, we really fucking don't m8. We use electronic pipe locators, not willow twigs or bits of coat hanger.
>They same way all plumbers laugh out the municipal authority when they perform a one call?Your municipal authority actually uses dowsing rods in a professional capacity? Pics please, this sounds hilarious and the industry magazines over here pay cash for funny photos.
>Unlike you I am a professional working in engineering of municipal utility design.No you're not. See? Two can play at that game.
>Every contractor I've worked with who does pipeline work knows how to use "dowsing rods"We call that "taking the piss" over here m8. If you've seen them wandering around with bent wire or twigs rather than a handheld electronic locator they're having a laugh with you. It's the same as when I send the apprentice somewhere for a long weight or a left handed screwdriver.
>Here, buy one yourself No need, the firm provides every man with a small handheld version and there's the larger one at the depot.
I google "pipe locator" and it brings up a long list of tried and tested electronic devices. Not a single pair of "witchin' sticks" to be seen.
>or improvise oneNah m8. I'll stick with the science over the witchcraft.You keep letting your blokes mug you off though.
