>>1808610Fourteen years ago:
>be 16, bipolar (untreated), live /out/ near a heavily wooded area >waiting for schoolbus on cold November morning on the edge of a gravel road>suddenly have an epiphany: I am one of God's chosen and have the power to telepathically communicate with animals >try to channel my newly discovered powers to summon an animal friend>...>...>four point whitetail BURSTS through the woods on the opposite side of the road from where I'm standing, grunting, and stares at me>bus arrives five seconds later, hop on and marvel at my newfound powersIn hindsight it was actually rutting season and I'm glad I didn't die.
