>>1309286>grab my memecaster and fresh tendies>go down to local fish farm>"oh boy, am I gonna catch a whopper today!">proceed to reach into water with a net>pull up a net-full of mud and scum >where mah fish?!?>throw myself into water>flail wildly with rod>snag a juvenile SMB>employee comes over yelling, kicks me out>mommy will be so proud b/c fish!>go home>shitpost in /out/ because someone had a good day.I'm not gonna tell you where the (former) boyfriend is, because everyone else thinks he fucked off to Colorado. You are an anonymous asshole on the internet, and I will continue to drink beer and catch dinks because I hope it rustles your jimmies thinking about me having another great day.
