>>2034403fun story: one time my girlfriend tried to assassinate me and make it look like an accident. her method? wash my waterskins out with soap water. my water tasted a little funny but i was only taking small sips as i was hiking so i didnt really appreciate the danger until i finished setting camp and tried to take a bite of a hotdog i cooked and realized my fucking throat had closed up. suddenly went from the mindset of sitting down for a comfy meal in the woods to having to figure out how to hike ~4 hours through pitch black woods i wasn't familiar with, in the middle of nowhere without phone reception, to my car, which would then be an additional hour at least from civilization and fresh water to drink. basically soap water is sea water and i drank it while sweating my dick off hiking. terrible combo that damn near killed me. oh and the woods were scary too i guess, but really, it was the total "oh shit you're gonna die" delirium that got me through. hell of a night!
>mfw 