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>camping with gf at the time for anniversary
>set up camp 6 miles in
>fry up ramen and bacon
>make out in tent
>she brought a bottle of ky
>surprise anal
>going great for a bit
>the smell
>oh no
>pull out immediately and try to get away
>she shits all over our dual sleeping bag and floor of the tent
>don't want to litter and leave a diarrhea tent in woods so I drag it behind us
>hike back 6 miles at 1am on a trail with shit tent and couples sleeping bag dragging behind me
>it fucking reeks and keeps getting stuck on branches
>stuff tent into tiny parking lot trashcan and drive home in total silence
I will only ever go car camping with women now and refuse to do anal ever again
