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>Be ausfag
>Just had a shower, lying on the bed watching TV
>Feel something move down my leg, assume it was a drop of water I didn't dry properly
>Moments later pic related crawls out of the fly of my pants
>Swipe it off with the force of a thousand suns, scramble out of bed at relativistic velocities
Many months later
>Get out of shower
>Dry off and begin the process of putting on underwear
>ANOTHER fucking orb spider decides it wants a piece of my sweet sweet genitalia and appears in my underwear
>Somehow actually jump out of them instantaneously (breaking a towel rack in the process)
>Beat the fleeing spider to death with a bottle of bleach
I'm so lucky they didn't decide to bite my willy.
