>>2785831The fish know I've got that yummy yum. They know I've got that Gary Yamamoto watermelon senko rigged wacky style. The juicy be tweakin like a Canadian milk bag. They call me Ellen Degeneres because the smell of fish makes my tongue go crazy. They hittin up my line so often I'm going to start calling them Grandma. Lines so hard you could dangle a trophy with em. 10 pounders hooked harder than America's elderly population, they're positively fucked. Crankin it like im the new Louis CK. Pullin drags faster than a Sublime concert, my reel is a Tasmanian devil. I'm classically conditioned to eviscerate fish.
