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>take gf hiking through thick woods in the black forest
>"anon this looks like a great spot to smoke some weed"
>tell her we have 4 hours to walk before reaching our hostel and the sun is going down in 5 hours
>"anon can we slow down a bit, my feet hurt"
>tell her mine hurt too and to suck it up
>"anon why are you so mean?"
>"because we took a 20 minute break 10 minutes ago"
>sun went down because she pretended to have cramps and we had to take yet another break
>"anon I'm scared"
>"We are in Germany, the most dangerous animals here are ticks"
>"noo I mean like serial killers"
>at this point I was so fed up that I told her that if we encountered a killer he would probably want to kidnap her, since she's a girl and that I'd be okay with it
>tells me I'm an asshole and not to talk with her anymore but she still couldn't let go of my arm because she was scared
>arrive at hostel 2 hours later than planned
>gf pissed and started smoking joint after joint
I should have listened to my bros. You don't bring your gf innawoods.
