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>be floridaman
>live in the middle of the woods, about a mile from civilization
>invite girlfriend to walk down my nature trail one day
>tell her to watch out for wild animals
>while walking she asks why I'm always scanning the ground
>tell her that there's snakes in the area
>as soon as I say that, notice a 5 ft moccasin about 20 feet ahead of us
>tell her to watch out and we'll take another route
>"I used to own a snake"
>keeps walking forward
>notice that she won't stop walking forward when she's about 10 feet away
>violently pull her back
>pull out my trail gun and shoot the snake
>yes, I realize that I over reacted
>girlfriend starts bitching at me
>next day, start getting texts about how I don't deserve to have my own land or a girlfriend from all of her friends
>now I'm back to living a lonely, secluded life in a trailer in the woods
