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>join the scouts because my new cityfag friends want me to do it with them
>I at 10 have already killed, cleaned, and butchered my first deer at this point. With a bow
>we go on our first camping trip
>literally just setting up tents at some boomer parents’ house on a river
>at least there’s an archery range
>archery consists of children bows with rubber tip arrows
>anon you can’t just walk back after retrieving your arrows you need to hold them at the small of your back facing out
>”turkey tails!” The long haired unwashed scout leader helper or whatever the fuck he is is fucking adamant about this
>call him a faggot and stop with the archery
>don’t bother with the firearm stuff because it’s literally cheapo daisy BB rifles at 10 yards and I have a 12ga above my bed for home defense and waterfowl/upland bird already
>decide to just spend some time whittling since everything else is garbage about the experience
>ANON WHERE DID YOU GET A KNIFE YOU DONT HAVE YOUR TOTENSHIP FOR THAT WE WILL NEED TO CONFISCATE IT
>call my dad on the boomer’s home phone and tell him the entire thing is literally faggotry
>come to find out years later that three of the idk 20 scouts on this trip are literally faggots
>one of the scout masters is locked up for being a faggot pedo
Buy a real outdoorsman guide if you need one. Maybe something used in SERE training? Scouting is literally just a bunch of cockfags pretending to be outdoorsman and now it’s such a pozzed organization they let fags fly their colors and fucking girls participate.
Absolute joke of an organization
