>>927598>But truthfully, why would I need that when I already have pic related?Doesn't have a spork, so you can't easily scoop your fair trade premium coffee blend in to your solar powered fully automatic coffee brewer Made in China from conflict free minerals.
>>927637>wire stripper/breaker>nail remover>bottle/can opener>phillips + flathead>closed wrench>rangefinder/ruler/inclinometer/sundail/latitudinal finder>"The multi-tool that goes everywhere and does everything."Elon Musk from SpaceX has decided to replace all the tools for their Mars colonization missions with the Kniper. It has literally everything you need to build up anything from scratch. Just look at all that crazy stuff it can do! Wowzers! So long Information Age, humanity has finally entered the next stage of our natural evolution as a global, if not, interstellar society, the Kniper Age.
>tobacco pipeFor when you just can't survive without getting your nicotine fix.
>fire bow bearingFor when you need to turn a normal situation in to a survival situation by applying a lot of pressure for a friction fire by clumsily gripping on various sharp pointy bits.
>sawIdeal for those pesky stubborn twigs.
>lashing strapsMarketing survival 101: when you cut corners in production, call it a feature.
>throwing knifeJust be careful not to throw it in the trash!
>bladeA nice afterthought, but not something you would be using enough in practice to be justified for inclusion.
>$155It would normally be a steal at this price, but the lack of an emergency survival spork functionality only makes it a fair compromise at best. Still great value for money overall.
