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>years ago
>be teenager
>driving around with dad
>see grouse on road
>perfect target
>floor it
>surely the grouse will see us coming and fly away
>it has so much time to react why isn't it moving
>fly dammit are your really that stupid
>run over grouse at like 120 km/h
>hear it's head hit the bumper and the bottom of the car
>look back
>grouse gets up, shakes it's head, flies away
they really don't use their brain at all..