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>Be OP
>Average skinnyfat 4chan user
>"Man, life is boring. I wish it was like it is in my anime's."
>Idea
>"I know! I'll go live in the woods and be a bandit!"
>Pack your Fullmetal Alchemist themed backpack full of knives and BBQ flavor potato chips
>Gingerly remove your Elucidator replica from the wall and sheath it
>Strap it to your back just like how they did in the anime
>Stealthily sneak downstairs to where Mom leaves her purse and rummage through it until you find her car keys
>"Lol, I'm good at this."
>Sneak outside to Mom's car
>"Gee, this is the first time I've driven by myself."
>"Oh well, a true bandit wouldn't be afraid to drive with only a learner's license."
>Turn the keys
>Can hear mom yelling from the living room window
>"I'm sorry, mom. This is who I am now"
>Don't know how to drive
>Manage to pop it into neutral
>Build up speed by rolling out of the driveway
>After about 15 minutes of totally abhorrent driving, you roll up to a hiking trail
>Manage to bump into a rather large pedestrian, thus stopping the car
>Get out and throw your backpack over shoulder
>Realize a family of fat people are yelling at you for bumping into their patriarch
>Don't know how to react
>Remember watching Veggie Tales last week
>"I do what is good, for I am Robin Hood!"
>Run into the forest with your arms trailing behind you like Naruto
>Run until you can't hear the angry yelling of the ham-people
>See a fork in the trail
>There's signs indicating an easy trail and a hard trail
>"I'm going full bandit. Hard trail it is"
>Walk for a bit until you pass through a heavily forested, steep-sided valley
>"This is where I will wait for my victim."
>Scrabble up to the top of the valley
>Sit down and pop open a bag of BBQ chips
>After a few minutes, you hear the sound of footsteps over the sound of your munching
>"Aha! My first victim!"
>Unsheath your sword and charge down the hill
>"Your money or your life!"
>"The heck? No."
>He punches your nose, thus breaking it
>"Ow"
>The end
