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>been /out/ ever since I was a kid
>rural area
>29 now
>seen maybe 6 brown snakes in my life and 2 were at work, never been closer than 3 metres to one
Are Brown Sneks a meme? I'm more afraid of Huntsman spiders than snakes even though I know Huntsman aren't poisonous. Had a creepy experience with them one day at work recently that left me a nervous wreck.
>at vineyard
>we are trimming back baby Grape vines that are barely 1 foot high and cutting off the plastic sleeve protectors
>in every 3rd protector there was a huntsman the size of a childs hand spread out
>Huntsman would freak the fuck out and run straight for me once I cut and removed the plastic
>move out of the way
>Huntsman changes course and keeps charging
>try and stomp on them
>ground is so soft they just get pushed into the dirt unharmed and keep charging at me
>run a bit away to try and lose them
>3 times on the one row I look behind me to see one of these behemoths just chilling on my shoulder
>freak the fuck out and brush it off because I hate spiders
>felt another crawling up the insides of my jeans and just about shat myself, squashed it before it could bite me
Mate, fuck Huntsman spiders, when they get big they get fucking aggressive.