>>973445Excuse me sir. None of those flies appear to weigh exactly 1 microgram. How can you call yourself a fly fishermen if you can't even toss a lure the size of my benis to fish 100 yards away using only a skeg roll cast combination technique?
Fucking kid. I will wreck you. I have over 300 confirmed fly casts. Prepare to be wind knotted, maggot. You will remember this day as the last day of your life you even considered fly fishing. I bet you don't even have to pick flies out of your eyelids when they hit you in the face as you whip the lures back to cast. Only a real man could handle that.
Poppers? How about faggers. Popper lures are a meme kid. Just throw a chatter fly.
