>>2432014You would think so
>be me>qt 3.14 gf who loves /out>wildandcrazyplan.exe>we put our life savings into a van to have the summer of a lifetime>I put in 4k, she puts in 1.5k >We renovate a work van just like on jewtube >drive from Ontario to Vancouver Island, stopping to camp all across the country>pretty comfy most of the time>gf goes deep schizo into the whole, quirky hippy meme>stops shaving, no deo, shampoo is toxic, etc >we can’t shower frequently to begin with, so I’m sure you can ponder the fragrance>seen her shit inna bucket too many times to count>where has my qt, feminine gf gone?>too much time together and I’m starting to see nothing but flaws>don’t really wanna have seggs anymore because she grosses me out tbqhdesu >start arguing over stupid shit>we get to beautiful, British Columbia >stay at a work away commune farm for the “enriching experience” with other hippy dippy people>by people, I mean drugged out transients and hardcore green utopia leftists >there are many “polyamorous” types>gf tells me we should have a foursome with one of the other couples>dont really want to, but yolo, I guess>big mistake>the other couple was some unwashed crack heads with dirty, fused dreadlocks>trying to forget the aroma >gf is getting railed by this guy while I get the saddest blowjob from this stick thin druggie gril >I barely even have a half chub, but forcibly c00m to get it over with>buddy is still going to town>awkwardly leave their tent>gf comes back to our van>huge fight >I can’t even look at her, or who she has become>I leave the next morning>bought a bus ticket back to Ontario, cut my losses on the van, don’t even care>she messages and calls me non-stop>ignore her calls, leave her on read>don’t tell any of our friends>just solo camped and seethed a couple more times before school starts again next weekNever fall for the /van life with gf meme. Never fall for the /hippy meme. Trust me
