>>428771>>TL;DRFucking reddid scum, what are you doing here, tainting my board? If i see you i'll have you halved and fed to the pigs, i swear to mi mum.
Any who, the answer to your question is: yes, you are.
Also: alcohol is not messy at all. You need a bootle with alcohol, a bic, a cup, a stove and a stand. Stove and stand can be built with materials you have at home. Do you have soda cans? Then you have a stove. Do you have clothes hangers made of wire? There is your stand. Do you have a small mouthwash bottle? You have your alcohol bottle. Do you have some Heet in you sugardaddys garage? There is your fuel.
zenstoves.net, my good motherfucker, has all the instructions you need.
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