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>Alligator?
Nope. Alligator hisses and waddled into the water.
>Bear?
nope. Bear was running away before I saw it.
>Rattlesnake or Cottonmouth?
nope. Rattlesnake and Cottonmouth just stuck their tougue out at me.
>Mountain Lion. Surely, anon, the Mountain Lion was most dangerous.
Nope. Mountain Lion stood in the tree and, while I was scared, the Mountain Lion just stared at me before silently disappearing.
>Then what, anon? What was the worst dangerous animal run in you've had innawoods?
It was a most vile, ill tempered beast. A pussy grabbing stinker with a reputation of fouling things up every where he goes.
Le Pew!