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>trust me, i got this!
>ohgodpleaseno
>explosion
>gasoline trail 20 yards long ignites
>kid still holding onto the can
>stumbling away spilling more gasoline everywhere
>screaming
>throws away
>into screaming people
>super effective
>everyone does the dinosaur
>only kid hurt is the retard
>still kind of on fire rolling on the ground
>loud moaning/guttural spasms
>alabama
tldr
Some sort of Jeff Foxworthy stuff like "Trust me on this one! I got this! Them guys on the teevee done it. Hey watch how long I can wrestle this rattlesnake." I've heard 'em all, a lot of good people were lost in the carnage. I lost a pair of desert trousers once from someone showing a trick with flour, a baseball bat, and a bonfire.
