>>1414211you should get one then.
but don't whine when she:
>outfishes you>starts asking for her own gear>criticizes your boat>drinks half of the 12er >has to go ashore so she can pee>asks you to take a picture of every fish >considers becoming a instagram model >your buddies stare at her ass>she always drinks the last beer>you start calling her dude my life in a nutshell bro...