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Trish: A sad, strange story in local news tonight, Jim.
Earlier this morning, hikers found the crushed, nude body of a young area Anon at the bottom of a gorge amid the shattered remains of a truck-sized boulder. The search and rescue crew that recovered the body is utterly baffled over the circumstances that led to this.
Forensics experts attempting to reconstruct the accident had to cross dangerously steep and slippery terrain to reach where it appears the Anon and boulder fell from, and they discovered a "bizarre assortment of levers, cameras, and petroleum jelly".
Clip of rescue crew member: "It would appear the Anon was filming himself dislodging the boulder, and things went awry. It may have been some sort of sexual ritual that got out of hand. We're still looking into it."
Trish: Well, whatever the cause for this outrageous display of faggotry, it has most certainly "rocked" the community.
Jim: Too true, Trish. Too true.
