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I want to complain about my own retardation.
I tried to make my pants more outdoorsy by waterproofing them with this shit.
First issue, I applied too much of it, so the pants were covered in lumps of this waxy substance.
Second issue, I couldn't wash it off my hands until I figured out that I have to fight fire with fire — olive oil helped.
Third issue, my pants now have a strong chemical-waxy-rancid smell. It got a bit weaker after a few days, but the label claimed that there is no off-gassing so I didn't expect to smell anything.
RRREEE why did I do this to myself.