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>Be me
>Jackin it in the woods
>pantsroundankles.jpg
>Hear something behind me
>Turn around penis in hand still jacking it
>Group of hikers catch me
>that's what i get for fappinp ten feet from the parking lot
>keep going
>chat says "what the fuck bro"
>pushes me down a hill
>as i fall im still strokin
>land on something soft and hairy
>look up see sasquatch
>ejaculate directly into sasquatch
>pull pants up
>run away
>lost in woods for 8 days
>9 months later I get a letter
>says im on the hook for child support for half sasquatch baby
>Mfw i get him on weekends
>mfw I live in a dumpster behind an arbys
>Mfw i cant afford rent
>mfw me and half sasquatch son have to move into trash can in ghetto
>mfw son fits right in
