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>be middle class black man
>own nice family home with 3 kids
>get home from a hard days work
>fall right asleep
>daughter having a bad dream so she screams
>go read her a story
>she falls asleep
>go to the kitchen for some milk before bed
>look out the window
>wtf, there is a tent in my backyard
>don't want to call the cops, fuck being a narc
>maybe the homeless guy needs some help? maybe my kids left it out?
>go outside, one of the bags has some ants all over it
>oh damn poor guy better brush them off
>lift up the bag
>start shaking it
>hear a zip from the tent
>oh good he's awake i won't have to wake him up
>light blaring in my face HOLY SHIT WTF
>hear words STOP STOP STOP
>take a step forward
>BOOM
>stumble towards the entrance to the tent
>fucking two shots to the chest
>life flashing before my eyes
>reach out to the entrance of the tent and see some methed out scrawny white kid holding a pistol
>fuck
>reach out with my last strength
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
