I'm thinking about getting an Injun flute for /out/. I haven't had a haircut in five years and I only wear shoes like 18% of the time, but I'm whiter than mayo on wonderbread that can't dance, so I don't know how weird that would be. This one is made from plastic, so it would be rightly durable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnH15zNVEjI