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>be out on a three day hike with two friends, we'll call them duck and priest
>eating nothing but oats, eggs, meat and garlic bread
>sweet sweet garlic bread
>the first day is pretty uneventful
>the second day starts out the same
>eating our oats and eggs
>we camp near a shelter with a working toilet
>duck has been complaining about his stomach for some time now and the fire-pit brewed coffee didn't help
>he jolts towards the toilet as his stomach growls
>all we can hear is him sitting down unzipping his pants
>then silence
>then a long "zziiiiiizzzz" sound before a cannonball tire plop comes from the toilet
>duck bro goes "oh my gooood" in relief
>until
>the cannonball shit hits the shit tank
>that's right, weeks upon weeks of shit and piss had been stored in this tank
>it goes plop and splash
>duck bro gets hit by the wave of “water and goes "WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WET"
>runs out of the toilet, screaming like a little girl
>me and priest bro just laughing our asses off as our friend just got aids from a month old shit brew
