>>638229Get a Schnauzer. They're as close to hypoallergenic as a dog comes, they're smart as fuck, they live a long time (like 16+ for a miniature), no major health issues, they're very protective and will definitely bark at shit, they were originally bred as guard dogs. They come in mini, standard, and giant. They have bomb ass mustaches... They're just all around great dogs.
Just look at the beautiful dogs.