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>be me
>be digging through great grandfather's shit one day
>find old key
>discover old lockbox
>use key
>find fucked up map
>start researching it
>turns out it's a treasure map
>tell no one
>it's inawoods mountain shit in the Appalacian
>only get there by foot
>not a soul for miles
>find spot with distinct headstone type thing seen on map
>start digging
>huge chest of ancient gold coing
>tell no one
>take 5 trips over 2 months to get it all
>fucking grueling hikes
>cash in 10%
>$50 mil
>deposit the rest
>mfw
