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>be me, 14yo boy scoot
>on 6 day trek through white mountains with fellow scoots and guide
>guide is notracefag, says we must dig foot deep hole prior to doing our business and wipe with leaves
>my tender 14yo butthole is afraid
>tell myself from the beginning to hold it until we get back to base camp
>rations are cheese and sausage
>I hate cheese, but alas, no choice
>civil unrest in my bowels by the 2nd day
>riots and chaos by the 4th
>on the 5th, apocalypse
>wake up in a cold sweat at 4am on the last day, pressure so immense that I could clench no more
>sprint out of the tent in the dark armed with a trowel and the fear of God
>make it out of earshot and begin to dig
>abort, no time
>assume squat
>pull pants down just in time to clear a blast of shit fired like buckshot out my anus
>the outer wall has been breached
>vision darkens, begin seeing stars as I feel mass leaving my gut by the pound
>feel weak, the nauseating smell and the shock of the experience prove to be to much for my body
>time slows as I feel myself slip out of consciousness, ground is getting closer and I'm still spewing shit
>darkness
>open my eyes
>it is now light out, can hear birds
>good lord, I'll never forget that smell
>inches from my face is the monument to my sins, a pile of green-tinted wet concrete about 4 inches high
>pick myself up off the ground, pants are still around my ankles
>realize in horror that I almost passed out into my own pile of shit and that I've been passed out next to it for the past hour with my bare cheeks out
>missed it by a miracle
>shakily wipe ass with leaves and promise myself that I would never attempt to do such a thing ever again
>go back to tents, everyone is still asleep
>told no one
