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>Crossing river in Pennsylvania
>Stop on wooded island in the middle
>me and friend start to chop our way through some dense fuckin bamboo(?) and reeds
>whole island smells like piss and shit
>bunch of torn up ground, dafuq?
>hear fucking snorts and stamping behind us
>turn around
>face to face with a huge fuckin boar, squeals
>run faster than I ever have through this goddamn bamboo, cutting myself up
>get to the edge of island, both of us jump in the river
>swim away, giving that fucker the finger
>victory
