>>1214229Goats are great from what I hear. They're really smart, eat literally anything, good companion, if you have a female you get milk, they make good guard dogs too. I remember Jimbo (Gary's human) saying that the few times he'd stay in a motel room that Gary would sleep at the front door left wide open (it's fucking hot so you don't close up your house at night) and crackheads and abbos'd freak out at a fucking goat staring at them.
Plus if you take it into pubs and bars with you people will probably want to take a photo. The sign says no dogs allowed, didn't specify goats.
