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>Be stationed in Eielson AFB, AK
>Midnight, winter nearly pitch black outside
>Shitfaced, trying to walk over to the chow hall for some midnight breakfast, bacon and french toast
>See this large hulking thing near my barracks, can't tell what it is
>Its a goddamned moose. Was so tall it was kneeling down to try to eat something. Which is why I couldn't immediately identify it.
>He gets pissed off and chases me.
>I run into the nearby parking lot and hide underneath a truck
>Wait for him to get bored then leave
>Run to chow hall and stay there until morning while I sober up and can be sure there is no fucking moose around.
Pic related. It is a moose.
