>>543700Halfway across the meadow, I noticed what felt like swarms of ants around my hips and ankles. When I removed my clothing to inspect this mystery, my questions were answered in the form of hundreds of swarming deer ticks, all of the little desperate vamps making attempts to slurp up my delicious, nutritious, O- blood. I screamed like a little girl, and ran for miles until I reached a stream. Most of them fell off of my body, but I still had to remove dozens of the bastards, which made me paranoid for the rest of the trip.
When I returned home, my doctor diagnosed me with Lyme, which I'm still fighting off.