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GUYS WATCH OUT. If we examine OP's post, we see some hidden dangers.
>In California. Quite close to Navajo territory
>Prefers attractive people
>Trying to lure you into tunnels
>Types exactly like every other college kid
OP is a skinwalker. Skinwalkers were first documented by the Navajo, who's territory consists of New Mexico, Utah, and Arizona. California is just a short trip from there. It wants attractive people so that it can mimic their appearance and more easily lure people into it's lair, the tunnels. It already seems to be mimicking a student from UCLA, but evidently, they weren't attractive enough to successfully lure many people. You can also see a couple social blunders in OP's post, implying that this skinwalker isn't well versed in human behavior Calling itself attractive like it's an objective fact would make sense to a skinwalker, but not to any non-sociopath humans. We all need to go to this and bring knives and bullets dipped in white ash so that we can kill this thing.
That or OP is just a typical Californian, which would also match all those traits. HEYYOOOO!!!