>>2592421you eventually become a dog person
>cant do anything without involving your annoying animal>"furbaby">your living space slowly becomes covered in hair and debris as the futility of cleaning sinks in>"yeah bro i need to get away this weekend can you watch my dog. heres its anxiety pills, special diet food, piss mats. btw it needs to sleep in your bed and will wake you up a 3am to take a piss. whose a good boy!!"ive seen enough people succumb to this shit that i will never own a dog