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>this past fall
>glacier national park with the family
>out for a nice hike when we stop for lunch
>cute, fat little ground-squirrel approaches us
>d'awww
>we don't feed him anything, try to keep him out of our stuff
>as we are leaving, I feel something on my right leg
>the fat little fucker was crawling up my leg
>try to shake him off, fail miserably
>reach down to brush him off
>he fucking jumps onto my hand and starts attacking me
>JESUS CHRIST GET THIS THING OFF ME
>after about 5 minutes of being mauled by a ground squirrel, my dad manages to knock him off with a trekking pole
>I was bleeding badly
>mfw no one takes my mauling seriously
Pic related, it's the fat bastard before he attacked me
