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here's two, one about me fucking up and another about a friend:
>be 17
>live in South Carolina, upstate area, decide to go for a hike innawoods at Kings Mountain
>hear about big storm rolling in
>idgaf, i'll be home soon anyway
>go off alone, forget to tell dad where I'm headed
>get deep in the woods, no cell service, no one else out on the trail (obviously)
>suddenly storm hits, lighting strikes not far ahead, i actually saw a tree fall further up the trail, all the little streams and creeks are flooded up to my waist, fucking sheets of rain
>finally reach halfway point about 8 miles in and realize i dun goofed
>took me an extra 2 hours to reach half point thanks to storm
>decide to wait it out under a rock protrusion
>doesn't let up in the least until an hour after nightfall
>don't have flashlight and am soaking wet
>finally stumble back to where i parked at around midnight and just crawl into my car to die
that was when i first started doing more /out/ stuff and thought i was hot shit. now i at least know better than to be downright retarded.
also
>friend wants to go camping for the weekend
>wants to bring two girls along
>i dont like bringing women into the woods, usually are difficult
>agree and say that he's responsible for them though
>we get there, he's hitting on one and she obviously wants the d
>other girl is nice enough and we just chat and laugh at the other two
>first night we're there, friend decides to show off and pick some random berries or some shit and eat them
>yeafuckthat.jpg
>neither of us had the skills at that time to pick anything other than apples or blackberries or something super recognizable
>20 minutes later he's screaming and shitting himself bloody in the woods
>throws up all over the place
>starts sniveling and crying
>girls are whining
>other girl gets sick from his getting sick
>i just sit there in my hammock and blot out the sounds of them shitting and puking all over each other off in the woods behind me
fucking awful
