>>1164130The farmers drive their cattle through the village so every house has either a gate, rope, or chain that goes across the drive. Farmer goes through the village at 0500 and does them all up, and one of the Londoners Of The Bay Tree undoes it and has a go on the village's Facebook page. Next thing we hear is that the farmer's cows have gone up his drive and he can't get his Audi out.
I was in the pub once when the same cock was banging on about us "manure eating hicks" and the publican told him to "fuck off and stay fucked off". As far as I know he's not been allowed back in since.
