>>2025797>A thread died for thisThis is now a storytime thread
>be me>go on a hike to my favorite hill>big and beautiful, overlooking all surrounding villages>taking secret route through forest to not get spotted>arrive at base of the hill>stash my stuff behind bushes>suddenly hear talking>oh no>take immediate cover>two humanoids sitting on top of the hill facing towards me>autistically crouch-walk through the forest to flank them>hear laughter>they are laughing at me>sit down behind a tree, staring at them>overhear them saying "weird">normies appear to have a good time drinking beer>sit at the base of the hill tearing up>wait half an hour contemplating my life choices and go home in defeatWhy am i like this bros?
