>>270868Yo its OP here and im claimin ID
and yall about to find out bout my fabulosity
you see a little while back I was thinking to myself
What kinda tool could give me most pleasure off the shelf?
Now of course its in my nature to be a huge gigantic faggot
So I figured why shouldnt I be able to have a blade and shag it?
And so after looking hard, and after looking long,
I finally found a hatchet like a huge black dong.
In a bout of lisping madness, in my shorts I almost came
Until a thought came in my head “What if /out/ thinks I am lame?”
So I opened my my macbook, and closed my anal penatration
And asked them a stupid question under the pretext of vacation.
After a resounding choros of boos, I began to realize my faggoty crime,
And thats the full story of how I started, the worst thread of all time.
