>>1282075I use a sawed off funnel to shit into the barrel of my poop cannon, after spraying inside the rear portion with a suitably explosive aerosol.
I then prop the butt against the forest floor, aim it at roughly a 45 degree angle and flip the BBQ igniter switch, launching my dook above the tree cover and perhaps 300 horizontal feet away from my campsite.
Nature takes it from there. Out of sight, out of mind.