>>1820478You’ll get hypothermia you stupid fuck. Alpine lakes are like 30 degrees F. I went for a hard swim in one at a boy scout camp when I was younger and my dong literally turned itself inside out into a vagina and I shiver uncontrollably for 3 hours until my scout leader stripped down and then stripped me down naked and made me crawl inside a sleeping bag with him and snuggled me until I stop shivering and then he started fingering my butthole until I came all over in his sleeping bag and then made me clean it up and told me if I ever told anyone about it that your mom would die in her sleep tonight if you don’t reply to this post.