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>clearing some newly acquired land
>weedeater, long pants, faggot curtain hat, long sleeve shirt, glasses, the works
>finish up, go inside
>see gf lying on couch in only undies eating pringles, immediately want to fuck
>"babe no you smell like sweat and grass"
>she's a bit of a prude and very modest
>"The smell is half the fun though"
>"Ugh that's so gross"
>thanosi'lldoitmyself.gif
>strip completely, leave door open, turn speakers up, and turn on some mia khalifa
>spank it like it was my last
>wake up 2 days later, to an immense itching from tip to taint
>didn't get pussy for at least 2 weeks, jerked it instead, can't get any worse right?
>mfw beating my lubed poison-ivy covered shaft while lightly scratching my balls
