>>1546189I'd love an unfound island with sapient horses but they don't have any skin and for the whole time you touch land they would try and find you and pull all your skin off with their powerful lips and put it on themselves. I can imagine pulling rocks over myself desperately in a shallow cave to hide from their searching snouts while my heart is practically bursting from my chest. I think I get lucky but one of them turns back at the last minute and starts deploying it's proboscis underneath my skin and levering it off while the rest of them look on.
