>>2133059>be me>be drunk as fuck>hike through short trail innawoods >have hiked same trail many many times drunk af>never quite this dark, but much, much drunker>gd spider season too >come too pond dam i have too walk across
>PUUH LUNK>wtf.>splish splash SPALOOONK>inner redneck gets super excited>"ITS A GAWDAMN BASS BIG AS SHIT!">cant see shiit so i keep walking>sounds like im dumping car batteries as i walk<GAWDAAMN BASS SO BIG HE TRYNA INTIMIDATE ME MORE THAN DALE EARNHARDT!!!
>shaky shaky phone light cause im not an icuck, still cant see shitturns out my drunk ass forgot my pond has beavers now
really wanted a huge bass, gotta go fishing soon