>>1651080I want a roof top popup tent that also allows access through a sunroof into the vehicle below. That way when skinwalkers or faggots try to rape my ass in the parking lot I can zoom off and get away. Back in the day, the family had an F-100 truck that has a sliding back glass you could open. It also had a topper on it with a sliding glass that met up with the cab. So, we could go truck camping and still have access from cab to topper without getting out and exposing ourselves to faggots or skinwalkers. The nice thing about that is we could still use the truck as a truck and haul loads with it without the topper while on the farm.
Otherwise, I'd recommend getting a van. Most are basically just a truck and you can get lift kits and muddin' tires for them if needed. There are even ones that have pop-up tops...
