>>1103400Should of quit while you're ahead and watch your friends go sit in the river in amazement
>fishing deep ass quarry>bunch of exposed bouldars lead out to middle of water >seems like a great spot to catch largemouth >hop hop hop all good >7/20 rocks in I land and the thing instantly gives away>jump to next Boulder in panic >it fucking falls>next one >all good, time to fish >catch a decent large mouth >go run to show my friends >oh wait >missing 2 rocks, 7ft gap>friends are dying laughing at me >tell them to bring me a log or something >"swim free willy">still got bass>duck it, jump in water and start swimming >bass is having none of it >trying not to drown in jeans while one hand holds a bass and the other paddles for dear life >asshole friends start casting lures near me trying to attract my fish>lose the bass, nearly drown, friend hooks my leg>had my phone in the pocket>friends act mystified when I mention that I at least caught a fish 