>>867702As a man with IBS, who had many years of sudden, violent diarrhea, I can sympathize with you (it's under control now)
My scariest outdoor situation involves poop as well
>Be early 2012>Me and 2 friends just acquired Mosin Nagants (thanks for the memes, /k/)>Unable to shoot surplus at local ranges, find not-quite private, not-quite public land on TX border of Oklahoma>We find a spot overlooking the Red river with decades of shotguns shells buried in the dirt, a clearing on a cliff amongst heavy trees>Have fun shooting for about an hour>Local redneck milf shows up with 2 kids, approx 8 and 12 if I had to guess>she said she'd been coming to this spot to party/shoot since she was in high school>We agree to our own safety rules/directions of shooting, they had a foot-activated clay thrower, kids had shotguns>We all shoot peacefully for about an hour>My colon decides it's time to party>Walk 90 degrees from the direction everyone was shooting to slam a deuce>It's a struggler, and I haven't had to shit outdoors in years>Suddenly two shots in quick succession, I hear pellets shattering the trees all around me/over my head>Colon changes it's mind>Go back to shooting area, turns out kids had seen an old computer somebody dumped in the woods and were shooting at it>50 feet past the computer was me>Casually ask MILF to keep her kids shooting *that way* for the next few minutes. Gives me a confused look, I explain to her that they almost just killed me >She's super apologetic and keeps them facing the opposite way>Round 2 was a successAnd that's the time children almost shot me while I was shitting
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